What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do you feel cockroach?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy